he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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