i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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