She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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