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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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