I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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