i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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