And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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