But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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