Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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