Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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