Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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