I want to walk on stilts...naked
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
