i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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