Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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