I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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