Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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