How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
