yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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