Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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