That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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