spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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