you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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