Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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