Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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