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Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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