Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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