whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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