I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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