I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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