I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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