I need help removing her.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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