"it" just moved
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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