I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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