when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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