She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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