My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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