I hate your face
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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