I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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