Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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