sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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