At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
