We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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