I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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