Sponge bath it is.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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