i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
