I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this just has baby written all over it
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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