we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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