I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
