I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She bit a glass in half.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
