he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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