Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Help. Why am I so naked?
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