that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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