u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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