that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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