found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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