with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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