he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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